Glourious application above all others!

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In-Game Name (Current):
My name is Tortis the wise! I was awarded this name by the Tortisian Legion.

STEAM ID:
A code cannot hold the excessive power in which I have obtained.

Steam Profile Link:
I could give you the link in which you seek, however your small mind would surely implode with the vast information in which it holds.

Age:
One does not simply know the age of a supreme being such as I.

Do you have a microphone?:
I speek into the microphone which lays before me only when I wish to spread fear into the souls of the peasants with my manly gentleman voice.

Current Rank:
The majestic flying elf

Have you ever been kicked or banned from Tortisian Kingdom?:
People have tried but I am the greatest mortal elf to ever live and they shall never suceed, except for sir Calum who is a fearsome demon of the pink realm, and

How long have you been playing on Tortisian Kingdom? (Exactly):
If one were to count the hours, one would never suceed before death approched them!

Do you have any administrative experience with ULX?:
I have struck many with punishments using the essence in which you peasants call the ULX.

In a minimum of 50 words please state why you want to be promoted:
I am like a majestic elf with small sprouted wings. I will fly above the peasants who will cower in fear as I alert them with my manly voice. I would strike the evil with my powers of ULX and make sure they never return to our realm. Alas if I am not promoted to the high Emeror Tortis by dawn I shall flood the world with dark powers of lag using nothing but the essence of ddos!

NOW BE GONE BEFORE I DEVOUR YOUR WEAK WORLD WITH MY POWER OF DARKNESS

Here is a picture of me spreading terror amongst the peasants:

Praise the High Emperor Tortis - the Tortisian Legion 2017



DENIED

accepted

you will be given the role of owner because of your amazing application
 

-Rep


I mean white is right if you know what I mean, now suck it!

YOU PRICK
 

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